The highlight of my tournament was shot into pieces by Jennifer Hudson. A special moment for me to relive the great moments of the tournament all set to the great and soulful voice of Luther Vandross, what could be better. Getting a little teary eyed and goosebumped because of all the greatness being thrown at your ears and eyes. Why did something so perfect get fucked with?
It's bad enough I have Jennifer Hudson whining One Shining Moment, but I don't need to fucking watch her do it in a studio. I could have watched American Idol if I gave a fuck about Jennifer Hudson singing. I DO NOT want my clip montage fucked up with shots of Jennifer Hudson in a recording studio. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Who the fuck did this at CBS? Are they fighting to earn "Biggest group of chucklefucks" at the next TV executive convention? Who decided to make it a more pop-like infusion of garbage? It just hurt me and made me have trouble sleeping thinking about how fucking awful it was.
Why can't we honor the memory of Luther Vandross by immortalizing him with his most famous achievement? I'm dead serious, if anyone thinks the new version is better meet me in a parking lot somewhere.
Fuck Duke.
Go Duke!
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