Football, loving it.

Upsets are rolling in all over the place and football is consuming most of my weekend as well. The LSU game was AMAZING with an unreal goaline stand to preserve a tough victory that was really undeserved. Cincy beats Pittsburgh, WHO DEY? I can't watch enough football, but new Curb Your Enthusiasm and Bored to Death have started up on HBO and are both really good. Bored to Death is Jason Bateman, Ted Danson, and Zach Galifinakis, that's just rock solid. HBO is really bringing the wood and Showtime is bringing back Dexter and Californication, so DVR will be putting in some OT. Good Call Matt with the HBO stuff.

I'm going to use this time to vent about the failures of my fantasy football teams. I'm in a 14 man league where I have Phillip Rivers, Deangelo Williams, Ray Rice, Tim Hightower, Steve Smith, Chad Ochocinco, Santonio Holmes and Todd Heap and I'm going to be 1-2. In my 10 man league I have Kurt "If I play 16 games we're in the Super Bowl" Warner, McGahee, Rice (Again), Benson, Julies Jones, Frank "My ankle is gone" Gore, Anquan THE Boldin the Beautiful, Larry Fitzgerald, Eddie Royal, Lance Moore, and I'm going to be 0-3 unless the Cardinals can UNFUCK their horrible effort at home vs. the Colts. What the fuck is going on in the world? My teams are stacked and I can't win shit. If this garbage doesn't improve I'm going to just start trading some of these pussies for cash or something. I headed into this Sunday Night game up 25 with Warner, Fitz, and Boldin vs. Peyton, Wayne, and Clark and I figured I was golden, but that was before I found out that God hates me. What the fiddlyfuck is going on if I can't win games with those teams?

Sadly I also have to watch Peirre "Ruined your trip to Virginia twice" Garcon light it up while our boy Derek Stanley was just sadly cut by the Rams. Hopefully the injury to Robinson will open up a roster spot and Derek can get back to making Sportscenter highlights.

Weak post, but maybe I'll find something to rant about soon, or watch a movie. I've heard mixed things about the Informant and plan on seeing it. My buddy from high school said it's based on his company that manufactures sucrose (I think) and Damon's character somehow embezzles millions, so that sounds entertaining.