The Lone Ranger

Knowing that nobody spoke of this highly, I still watched the Lone Ranger. The story is told from Johnny Depp's perspective as Tonto, though he is currently an old man on display in a museum talking to a kid in a Lone Ranger mask. The story goes through the "freeing" of a prisoner from a train who Tonto is trying to kill, the train crashing, the prisoner being brought back to justice by the Lone Ranger's brother, the "Freeing" again of the same asshole, but this time they kill everyone, except the LONE RANGER. He is dug out by Tonto and their journey begins together. It's pretty ridiculous WAY too much of the time. They do fabricate an interesting story around the bad guys and connect them, which actually surprised me. THe movie just has too much going on and it really didn't hold my attention. I'm amazed this thing got put through with Armie Hammer as the lead, but he's just one of the many things wrong with this pile of shit. Bottom Line: 4.1 out of 10. Tons of money thrown into this thing, but you don't understand how it's possible to suck so badly. Don't watch, it's simply not worth it.