Two Guns (Sorry Chutch)

I checked out Two Guns based on the fact it had Denzel and Mahk Wahlbahg in it. It was just SOOOO pithy and ridiculous with the dialogue between Mahky-Mahk and Denzel. Wahlberg is just unbearably stupid and annoying for the most part. It does flirt with some decent action scenes and has some interesting plot moments, but it really isn't the crazy, fast-paced action film it promised to be. It sadly is in love with the exchanges of Wahlberg and Denzel and it's barely stomachable. The plot is that two agents, one undercover for the DEA and the other for the Navy somehow find each other completely separate from the fact they are undercover. If that's not implausible enough nobody at their respective departments know what the fuck is going on either. In any case they visit a Mexican drug lord trying to swap passports for cocaine, this fails, they then decide to get back at him by robbing the bank he stores his money at. It twists and turns all over the place and you try to keep tabs on the double-crosses and various characters, but you end up not caring and just wishing death upon everyone. Bottom Line: 5.4 out of 10. Really struggles to be entertaining, funny, or action-packed. Just barely serviceable and certainly not worth paying any amount of money for. Even the great Denzel couldn't salvage this lump of shit.