Friday, August 16, 2013

That's My Boy- AKA The Piece of Shit from Samburg & Sandler

I DVR'd this lump of shit hoping for some form of cheap laughs. There are so few to be found it's just pathetic. They try cheap shock tactics and stupid shit constantly. I found myself attempting to read various ESPN articles and online stuff rather than attempt to focus on the shit on the TV. There aren't highlights to speak of. Nothing really stands out as decent. The parting shot at the end to get shock laughs is just painful and stupid beyond belief. Really I'm thinking the "highlight" is the cameos of Robb Van Winkle, AKA Vanilla Ice. That honestly is probably the only thing that made me not angry while watching this. Sandler is the worst of the shit. He's just awful as a dipshit, drunk, fuckface. His accent is fucking awful. His character is so painfully stupid and un-entertaining you want him to be murdered by everyone else. Bottom Line: 2.2 out of 10. It's hard to imagine a worse major motion picture to watch for an hour & a half. Don't ever watch this, ever.

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