Sunday, June 19, 2011

Bridesmaid: Don't Watch if you have testicles

Bridesmaid, highly recommended by WAYYYY too many people, was an almost total disappointment. I thought, after hearing a lot of good things, I think Kristen Wiig is pretty funny, and the other women must be hilarious as well, I mean, bachelorette parties can be hilarious too, right? If you have something besides a vertical slit between your legs the answer is 100% false. It was written by women for women and my balls got in the way the entire movie. Things could have been funny, and there were a couple of funny parts where I laughed, but that does not make a movie. Wiig really isn't that good or funny. Maya Rudolph, who I thought was hot on SNL, is a shadow of her former self, sorry about that one. The funniest character is the very vulgar sister of the groom-to-be. The groom is rarely seen. The bachlorette party never happens. It's a power struggle between Wiig and her best friend (the brides) Boss' wife, who I'm not going to look up because I don't give a fuck. I couldn't relate to half of the shit that was in it. If you're a dude, don't see this movie. If you are a woman, don't pay money for this piece of shit. It is the farthest thing from the Hangover imaginable, don't buy into the fucking hype, you will hate yourself. I'd have had more fun punching $9.50 worth of pennies into my own face.

Bottom Line: 3.2 out of 10. Wiig is not a bankable star or writer. Maybe she can apprentice for Tina Fey for awhile longer.

1 comment:

  1. thanks for the heads up (balls down) on this one. Was hoping for good things from Kristen Wiig, especially as a writer. Oh well.

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