I really should've let this one out early, but how fucking dumb do you have to be to pull a gun that you keep IN YOUR LOCKER on your TEAMMATE???????????????????????????????
Arenas kept a gun in his locker because keeping his guns at home seemed like a bad idea because he has a child now. If you don't own a gun for protection, and you aren't much for target shooting, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU OWN A GUN?!?!?!?!?!?!
Having a kid should probably enhance your feeling of need for protection. I am certainly for keeping guns as far the fuck away from kids as possible, but keeping them in your locker to get them out of the house sounds like doing heroin so you stop drinking.
My first careless words after I found out what happened was, "Good-bye Jarvaris Crittenton. He's going to get traded because Arenas still for some reason harbors some franchise player skill, though very minor. That's the first thing I thought of was how Crittenton (I have no idea how to spell his name and don't care enough to look it up) is going to be traded and how he's going to have trouble fitting in, you'd hope at least, knowing he decided to have a mexican standoff in his former team's locker room.
I also love how the NBA is suspending Arenas for this. I still can't believe this story broke because unspoken guy code since you're in middle school is you don't talk about locker room stuff with other people. How do you think Tiger got to run with a legion of skanks the last 6 years all while maintaining the popular concept that he isn't a giant piece of shit? The Wizards need to check themselves because they have a surprising amount of talent that has Jamison, Butler, and Arenas spearheading solid role players in Mike Miller, Brendan Haywood, Fabrice Oberto, and a couple of my favorite really short fellers in Randy Foye (6-4 my ass), and Earl Boykins the mighty mite. Instead they are destined for complete and total failure and collapse much like the 2004 Pacers after Artest's punch-happy massacre in Detroit.
Gotta love the NBA, where random acts of stupidity and violence occur with the frequency of the old Bengals.
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