Live MNF ramblings

7:43pm- Already thinking Packers O-Line is total garbage after the very first run.
Is anyone else crying a little right now? Good, me neither.
You know what shows a lot of faith in your offensive line? 3 straight screen passes that scream our offensive line is a giant sieve for you to fly through.
7:46pm- Is it too late to have Mark Tauscher suck less than Barbre? False start already? REALLY?
7:49pm- Random thought, if AR12 gets 16 more yards passing I lose in fantasy football again. Thank God for bottom shelf booze.
7:50pm- Sack and a fumble? Didn't see that one coming. Can we have worse NFL tackles? I really don't think it's a possibility. Thank God we drafted Clay Matthews and B.J. Raji in an offensive tackle rich draft.
7:51pm- I'd rather be hit in the balls with a pool cue than see 2012
7:52pm- Camera tricks to make Favre's Steakhouse seem not so empty. Can't wait for the looting and rioting to go down there in 3 hours.
7:53pm- Who told McCarthy to challenge that one? Stevie Wonder or Helen Keller? Hard to think of blind people on the spot.
7:55pm- If you want to win the game you should punch Adrian Peterson in the ribs and kidneys whenver at the bottom of a pile or he's held up. I'm just being honest here, that man is a beast.
7:58pm- Jon Gruden is so much better than Tony Kornheiser it's unreal. Right now Kornheiser would be talking about his fantasy team and I'd be turning down the volume and cursing him.
8:01pm- Sage Rosenfels, Iowa State's finest. Nice look with the hat there fella.
8:02pm- Lot of balls to go for it on 4th and real short in such an emotionally charged game.
8:03pm- I think they're going to be throwing it a lot near the end zone for quite a few "fuck you" touchdowns just to rub it in as much as possible. Burt's projected stat line: 14-17 for 112 yards and 5 Td's.
8:10pm- Jermichael Finley is on my fantasy team bench right now, FML, I suck.
8:18pm- Terrible series for Burt, probably due to the fact that his WR aren't too bright.
8:19pm- Synopsis of friends text message- GB's LB's are not athletic enough to stop Adrian Peterson, but I don't think anyone is.
8:24pm- Going for it? Bad call. That was not caught and Viks should challenge.
8:25pm- It makes me very happy watching Antoine Winfield play the run. The dude is 5' 8" and he just hits people and makes great tackles. So fundamentally sound.
8:27pm- Apparently Winfield plays vs. the pass as well... who knew.
8:33pm- Hearing about Tim Tebow going to class and studying makes me laugh because when I had concussions little things like focusing and not sleeping were pretty difficult to do.
8:35pm- Kampman finally puts Favre to the ground, probably felt pretty good about that one.
8:38pm- 2 TD passes, pretty close to my prediction of 5.
8:46pm- Jon Gruden is a knowledgeable football man, I'll try to stop pimping him now.
8:47pm- Another sack on a crucial 3rd down? It can't possibly be.
8:48pm- I believe Jaws just said "what a motor" talking about Jared Allan... creepy.
8:51pm- I guess rather than punching Adrian Peterson a shitload while he's caught up, you could steal the ball and score a TD, that would work as well...
8:53pm- Peterson fumbling reminds me of in Rocky IV when the trainer yells at Rocky after he cuts Drago "HE'S BLEEDIN'! HE'S NOT A MACHINE, HE'S A MAN!"
8:55pm- Poor Chester Taylor. First he's buried behind Jamal Lewis in his prime, then rushes for 1250 yards and they draft A.P. All Day. I hope he doesn't mind too much.
9:00- Yup, not running within 5 yards of the end zone. Brett likes TD passes.
9:01- QB sneak? Nope, AP. That makes sense at least. It'd take a group of tanks to stop him within 1 yard of the end zone and I'm not exaggerating.
9:02- Has anyone mentioned that Brett Favre loves football yet tonight?
9:04- Has the Packers D stopped the Vikings O legitimately at all tonight?
9:05- What makes McCarthy think AR-12 has more than 3 seconds to throw the ball? Go into halftime thanking God you're only down a TD.
9:10- I am just shocked GB was seriously trying to do something there before the end of the half considering the rape that Jared Allan has been laying down on us.
9:30- Aaron Kampman must really be happy dropping back into coverage since that's his strength and everything.
9:31 GB is getting shredded like the Cambodian rebels after John Rambo gets behind the .50 cal in the new Rambo film.
9:33- Holding calls during kick returns aren't hurtful at all to field position.
9:38- GB Offensive line is utterly useless and just getting thrown around like rag dolls.
9:40- Anyone that said Favre is washed up punch square in the face and show them the stat line of 18/21 with 221 yards and 3 TD's while having 0 turnovers.
9:44- Good job by the officials for not letting the challenge unfuck their mistake. Way to get together and make the right call the first time around. Good job stripes, they don't hear that enough and that is a fact.
9:45- Whenever Kuhn gets the ball they need to play a clip from South Park about how the Coon is what this city needs etc. Cartman was great in that episode.
9:48pm- If any team wanted to go for it on 4th down they should run on 2nd and 3rd down then.
9:48- Donald Lee, this is the last time you play over Jermichael Finley
9:52- I was hoping for a QB draw on 4th and 1 right underneath the gap made by where Jared Allan rushes downfield. That would have been genius.
9:53- Modus operendi Jaws? M.O. would've been fine rather than you butchering that one.
9:55- Saving Silverman is on and "COME IN DA YAAAAHAAA"
9:57- Fuck Mike Crabtree. Even if he signs I hope Singletary treats him like a rented mule and beats him into the ground for his insubordination.
9:58- Sidney Rice must've benefited from being around Steve Spurier because he made a great decision to just chuck the ball out of play there rather than do the typical WR or RB playing QB and just chuck some garbage up for grabs.
10:01- If I started Jermichael Finley I'd be winning by 1 point and FUCK MY LIFE. Though I am going against AR12, so odds are he'll get a few more yards before this is done.
10:05- Sack #6, just call AR12 Dave Carr from here on out.
10:08- Is it too late to maybe try to play Kampman at OT and LB this year? That, or coax Jon Ogden out of retirement, or even Tony Boselli.
10:10- Brutal Legend the video game is one of the dumbest things I have ever viewed.
10:11- Pulling up random stats like Brett Favre is the only QB to have 10 straight games at the Metrodome with 2+ TD's is thankless, and meaningless work.
10:12- How many random records to Favre hold? It has to be just insane. Most games played during waning crescent moon phases, you got it... BRETT FAVRE.
10:16- GB needs Tate Forcier if they want to win this thing.
10:18 Antoine Winfield just sexually aroused Jon Gruden.
10:19- I've never seen such crappy blocking in my years on earth. Jared Allan is quite a beast though. That was not a fumble, so GB will have the honor of punting from their 1-foot line.
10:24- Check that: SAFETY. 7 sacks, those are fucking NFL Blitz/ Tecmo/ Madden numbers.
10:25- Onside punt anybody?
10:26- I was unaware that Phil Simms played until he was so old. I do remember Jeff Hostetler winning a Super Bowl in his stead however.
10:27- Brett Favre slurpfest. Him "loving the game is mentioned 3 times."
10:32- Maybe this isn't over, but REALLY unlikely on this one.
10:34- Gruden giving a well-deserved AR12 shout-out for getting beaten like a red-haired step-child for the last 3 hours and not cowering like a scared puppy in a thunderstorm.
10:35- I don't think using the traditional "pocket" is working for the Packers. Maybe they should just have Rodgers roll out on every play in some way or another. It's just awful.
10:37- Sidney Rice, that is how you play hands team. I really wish somebody just drilled him though because that's fun to watch, like SpongeBob on LSD, or so I've heard :(
10:42- Why hasn't somebody attempted to chop block Jared Allan until his knee ligaments and tendons explode? It's less embarrassing than having him record 4 sacks on your ass.
10:47- Packers playing smart with no timeouts is just shocking me.
10:48- Taking off your helmet and beating Allan to death at this point would be less embarrassing than having him make you look like your little sister playing football.
10:50- I love the onside kick in all its horrifically violent beauty.
MAN-SIZED effort from Sidney Rice on that one again. Hats off to anyone who jumps as high as they can exposing their soft tissues to get a ball that 6 insanely large and athletic men are running full speed at.
Packers still can't block, Vikings are still undefeated.