Definitely wasted time watching EagleEye, and considering I wasn't paying full attention to it and still thought it was utter garbage. I'm going to ruin the movie for anyone who hasn't seen it hopefully convincing you to indeed NOT see the damn thing.
So Shia LaWhatever is a loser who has a genius twin brother, somehow the apple falls really far from the tree, but they don't dive into it very far. Random woman with kid also involved, they get phone calls and it tells them to do stuff and 2 hours of complete insane bullshit ensues. You find out there's an actual super computer with a random infrared eye that is connected to everything in the world calling the shots for them. Rosario Dawson is in it, but dresses like a man, so that's not even a plus. Bottom line a bunch of people can just shoot the fucking supercomputer and stop the whole fucking trainwreck.
Lady and Shia Labeouf are even in the room with the damn thing and she has a gun to kill Transformer guy with and can't even figure out just to shoot the computer. Rosario Dawson ends up stabbing the damn thing with a random stick or wood or metal and that ends it. A fucking FBI agent and the Army can't figure out just to shoot the fucking thing. Machines + bullets shot into it = machine failure. That's an equation that's existed since WWI and has seemed to work ever since. Totally ridiculous, I don't care to point out all the stupid shit because it would take the rest of tonight probably. Do NOT see this piece of shit.
3.0 out of 10, though in his defense Shia isn't too bad of an actor and is perfecting the run like hell and look scared thing.
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