Bruno

Checked out Bruno this week and I will say I often had trouble looking at the screen. It was VERY funny at some parts, but REALLY weird in others. I definitely recommend seeing it if you don't mind a lot of male genitalia and uncomfortable moments.
Bottom line: Go see it, but you can wait until it's on DVD to avoid the weirdness of seeing it with others.
7.6 out of 10

Wanted- HUGE waste of time. Nothing made any sense and I really lost it after the whole bending bullets sequence. Who the fuck thought that one was a good idea? How doesn't anybody reading that piece of shit script not calmly mention that the entire premise is completely preposterous and makes absolutely no sense? SPOILER: Bad karma is killing Angelina Jolie AND Morgan Freeman in the same film. That simply can't happen in any film.
3.2 out of 10, I just couldn't get past all the stupid shit that isn't possible.

I watched the new X-Files movie because I used to think the show was really good, until Fox/ Mulder started to get phased out. I really thought it wasn't going to be very good, but it was unique. It really didn't follow any of the premises of the show but had a disenfranchised Fox Mulder being a loner and Scully being a doctor at a "religious" hospital (I don't know the real term for it). Women are disappearing in the middle of West Virginia during a harsh Winter, I swore it was set in North Dakota or something. A man is seeing visions of the murders and discovers clues based on the visions. X-Files twist he's a pederast priest, played well by Billy Connolly, the father in Boondock Saints. It was better than I thought it was going to be and I'd recommend it because it'll be on cable for free for awhile probably. Keep in mind I'm easily interested in morbid things and the X-Files, so there's bias there.
7.8 out of 10.
Editor's Note: I really think Gillian Anderson is hot.

Congrats to Prince Fielder for putting on a show and destroying a couple balls, like the 500 foot blast he sent out. Welcome to the home run derby without steroids. Pretty boring, right?