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Friday, May 22, 2015
Draft Day: I thought this was Supposed to be Realistic
Draft Day attempted to allow us to feel like we were in a "real" War Room for the draft, but that's an outright lie. The moves made are unrealistic and ridiculous. The pinnacle of the insult mountain is the Jaguars trading the No. 6 pick for three second rounders. It's so preposterous it's physically painful to watch it happen. The deal for the Browns to move up to No. 1 was feasible, but I'm going to ruin this piece of shit for everyone, SPOILER ALERT they don't take the franchise QB that everyone expects. They take a guy who would've been available at No. 7 originally at No. 1, like the Jaguars would've done. The QB falls to number No. 6 where the Browns trade their next 3 second rounders, since they traded 3 first rounders to move up. The Jaguars take it because we're led to believe that nobody does any homework in the draft and the players they expected to be available at 6 wasn't. The Browns THEN deal No. 6 back to the Seahawks for all their picks back PLUS a punt returner. That's EVEN more ridiculous than the Jaguars deal. It'd be more realistic that a fan riot in either city broke out and murdered all team personnel. This heap of shit isn't even over and I'm ready to rule on it.
Bottom Line: 3.1 out of 10. Awful, crap, boring, stupid, ridiculous. DO NOT WATCH THIS.
P.S. I'm insulted Ellen Barkin was associated with this film. I also forgot to mention that it wastes time trying to make some relationship tension between Costner and Garner, which is probably worse than the draft shenanigans. I want my two hours back whatever studio threw this garbage together.
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