The Bears: Bye Bye Tresticles

The Bears this year are just a disgrace to a historic and proud franchise. You can be bad, but you can't be bad and look like you have no balls or desire to play. Tressman has to be gone after this game. It's silly to wait until the end of the year for this ride to stop. It's just embarrassing to watch them struggle through each week looking completely lost and without giving a shit what happens. Matt Forte should really be the only player welcomed back next year, and of course Robbie Gould. This season potentially held promise after having, on paper, the best offense around with Marshall, Jeffery, Bennett, and Forte. Josh McCown looked excellent in his limited action last year, so what could a healthy Cutler do with these guys and an offseason together? The correct response is Cutler doing the same sad shit as always and looking like an Emo kid the entire time. He should probably just pose for memes professionally on the side, it would be less heartbreaking for Bears fans. The hailstorm that's going to follow this team into the offseason is going to be something spectacular. I'll be sitting back and watching the fireworks. At least this year they aren't competing with the Jaguars for the #1 draft pick, we'll leave that for next year.