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Saturday, July 26, 2014
Riddick: Yup, Still Garbage
Knowing this was going to be shit-garbage I took a flier still on Riddick. This one sucks because it's the same shit, different movie, almost the same name. Riddick is on a standard God-forsaken planet with crazy beasts that kill everything. Despite lacking food of any kind as well for the beasts, there's 5,000 of the fucking things everywhere. Riddick is still amazing at everything and mercenaries are still tracking him down. The only twist is that now it's the Captain from Pitch Black's (I think) Dad looking for Riddick, as well as some other mercenaries. Riddick breaks them down and offers their lives for a ship from the beginning, but a bunch of bullshti needs to ensue where he kills half of them, then everyone gets on board with the idea. Katee Sachhoff is in it (Longmire, Adam's crackhead/bath salt using Girlfriend in the one episode of Workaholics) and I'm a huge fan of her period. Everyone else is garbage, but I liked seeing Johnny Tapia again from Bad Boys 2 though. He's still horrible at everything though. The action was nothing special either, but there is a decent amount of it, so that's a small positive. Don't rush out to watch this one anytime soon.
Bottom Line: 4.8 out of 10. If you like Riddick, you may actually enjoy this crap. If you've never seen one, keep it that way.
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