Fast 6 Furious 6: GO TO THE WELL

So clearly this franchise apparently just prints cash because they really should have stopped this train after the first one. I am not up on all the Fast & Furious movies, nor should I be as someone with dignity and self-respect (a shred at least), but there's your preface. This one finds us all over the globe as Tyrese is flying somewhere tropical with a bunch of women, LUDA is in a Spanish speaking country, Paul Walker is playing daddy somewhere and Vin Diesel is still in Brazil banging the hot police lady from the other 5 Fast 5 Furious movie. The asian dude and German lady are globe trotting all over and in love still apparently, forgot about them somehow... ANYWAY there's an amazing heist that could only be done by that crew since it's involving driving from Mario Kart and makes no sense. THE ROCK and newcomer Gina Carano round them up to help them because Ledy (Michelle Rodriguez) is still alive and rolling with the bad guys. Insanity ensues, one fight and race scene more insane than the next, until you no longer care who lives and dies or the story. Gina Carano was better than I thought, though that's based solely on her fighting and the fact I find her very attractive. The story probably holds together, but the instanity of the stunts and fights just gets old. That encompasses half the movie, so if your brain doesn't work and you don't mind impossible things happening constantly, you may enjoy this one. I can only focus on how many times everyone should have already died horribly as I watch. Bottom Line: 6.2 out of 10. If you liked the other movies, you're going to like this one. It was a bit much for me in all aspects really.