Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Snitch- More like Shit

I decided for some idiotic reason that Snitch was worth watching. The movie is suppposedly based on "real events" where The Rock's dipshit son agrees with his longtime friend to have a box of ecstacy shipped to his house to watch for awhile. He's immediately busted by the DEA and the penalty for housing a few pounds of drugs is a minimum of 10 years. His way out is to snitch on friend's or anyone else dealing a bunch of drugs, which he doesn't really have the capacity to do, since he doesn't know drug dealers, and he outright refuses to roll over on any of his friends who MIGHT be dumb enough to have a few pounds of drug shipped to them to watch. Enter THE ROCK, who RISKS IT ALL to save his son, who is clearly getting raped and beaten regularly in prison. Ol' Dwayne Johnson goes Batdad on it and enters the world of narcotics to get the DEA someone in exchange for his sons freedom. It's ridiculous, John Bernthal is in it, I like Barry Pepper as a crazy undercover agent, but the rest of this is awful. Ben Bratt, Michael Williams (OMAR!!!!!) & Susan Sarandon seem too good for this pile of shit, but I guess not. It's all shitty and unimpressive from top to bottom. It gets completely ridiculous as well with THE ROCK going Rambo even though he's a former truck driver and construction company owner. It's all just stupid and awful. Bottom Line: 2.1 out of 10. Nothing about this movie is really worth watching. Stay the fuck away from this one.

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