I fell for the bullshit "grindhouse" like movie Hobo With a Shotgun because Rutger Hauer is cool shit and I wanted to see an action movie. It's not so much an action movie as fucking garbage. They might have just picked random names out of a phone book to place with Rutger Hauer. Molly Dunsworth as Abby the prostitute would be the only other actor worth mentioning. Story is Rutger Hauer is a hobo who becomes disgusted with a town which is completely insane with evil and bad people. They do horrible things lead by a guy named Drake and his two idiot sons who suck at acting and I imagine life. There are a few cheap laughs and pure gross-out bullshit throughout. I don't really want to talk about it, it's fucking terrible.
Bottom Line: 1.8 out of 10. I'd rather slam my dick in a car door than see this again.
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