Trick or Treating, you are way too old for this shit

SO, when you see a kid that's taller than you in a Jason-esque hockey mask, you know something it wrong. That fucker seemed more likely to be robbing my ass than getting candy. So other bush-league bullshit I got to watch: People pushing a baby stroller with two infants and "collecting" candy on the infants behalf. I'M SURE THE KID WITH NO FUCKING TEETH IS GOING TO ENJOY THE NOW AND LATER'S YOU FUCK'S. Also, how about a black kid going in white face? Should I be OK with that? I was, but I was confused all the same. There is an unspoken rule that anyone that's a teenager should really be hanging up the Trick-or-treating shoes. When I'm seeing you eye-to-eye, give that shit up.