Jersey Shore, seque into Obsessed

Jersey Shore is the greatest display of retarded douchebaggery and trashtacular mayhem ever. In it's honor I share this link http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/12/snooki-gets-punched-the-most-gratifying-animated-gif-you-will-ever-see

If you have seen the show this will undoubtedly warm your heart and soul, don't feel bad, let the warmth overtake you.

Obsessed is a movie that is surprisingly good, mainly because Ali Larter is so GOOD at being bad. I would run into a light pole with my face if I could get her to act like she does towards the guy in the film. It feeds into our male fantasy that a gorgeous female co-worker will seduce us... FML. The movie isn't over yet, but I really thought it's going good adn worth seeing on-demand as I am enjoying it right now. It is keeping me away from Georgetown vs. Butler... So that's disappointing because I thought it started at 7pm, but I'll get over it.

I did want to see both teams because I always fail epically come bracket filling out time. A chance to see bracketbuster Butler face Georgetown, who I'm sure is ranked WAY too high, was a good chance to get a feel for some teams that will make noise in the tourney. Early favorites to go further than they should: UNC, I'm a homer but those kids can play and will ONLY get better. The Buckies: Yeah, I'm jumping all over the bandwagon after the Duke victory, but they are a quality tournament team that creates mismatches with big men that can shoot, and they don't turn the ball over, which bodes well. One of my friends LOVE TENNESSEE, but I feel that a Bruce Pearl team will fail in the tourney because they rely on turnovers via pressure, which good teams that take care of the ball will not fall for. They also lack guys that can pour in points, or more importantly 3's. I'm looking for a young Kentucky team to fold in the postseason, mainly because I feel it's too hard to mesh so many young players together in such a short time.
Those are some early thoughts.

I'm going to finish Obsessed and watch Beyonce and Ali Larter fight... I can't wait.
Editor's note: Beyonce can't fight/act for shit. Thank God Ali Larter's hot ass bailed this shit-show out. You'd think Beyonce could at least be taught how to fight since she has to dance out all her choreographed garbage, but you'd be WRONG. Thanks for trying to fight Ali, I can't believe they accepted these takes of that fight... Beyonce will never fight in a film again, safe bet. THEN SHE SINGS DURING THE CREDITS... FUCK THAT.